What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

What do gang stalkers want?

Moonraker

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why are Christians quick to say that there are a lot the gay Christians that exist NOW and use that to pretend that Christianity is just loving to gays when the last 40 years of my life they been horrible?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is the reason behind some people referring to themselves as "nice guys" instead of simply being nice?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What happens to single guys when they get older?

-J W Pepper

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do you think Filipinos are conservatives?

Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever